Shortly after getting married, Princess Cadance decided that royalty wasn't entirely her thing. She then set off to be Captain Cadance, feared and fearless pirate of the seven Equestrian seas. In the process, she gained more beard than any one princess should have.
This is great, I use the name Pirate Cadance on Fillydelphia radio, this is relevant to me.
I see an island off the port-bow Captain!
Let find treasure!
Why? LOL good work! XD
Let us all hail our new lord and master.
This is on so much crack that I can see the powder behind her eyelids.
The Sailors Heartbreaker? The Vile Siren of the Seas? or how about....oh now I just noticed the 5 o'clock shadow my head is full of f*ck now. Thanks.